The Endo Letters- Episode 5

Episode 5- Endo texts Brain

 

That afternoon…

Brain,

Endometriosis here. I know we got off on the wrong foot when you first learned my name, but I thought we could start over. I’m just a few little tissues and I like to play pranks. I’m not so bad. I’m sure we can get along once we get to know each other. You’re funny right? You got a good sense of humor?

Anyway, you haven’t heard from me in a while because I been dealing with the landlord at one of my places- he wants me out even though I’m doing nothing wrong. You see, I decided to branch out to the bowels so we are getting settled in there. It’s super funny what I want to do.

So, labor-like sensations had almost driven our Patient to insanity, but she got more pain medicine and changed her diet or something. I don’t know.

She’s always trying to avoid these strong sensations (which she refers to as “pain” but she’s clearly misled), but I know how to mess with her still. Well this time, she will have to deal with more than just the usual feelings she mistakenly calls “pain”.

If all goes according to plan, we will have increasing bowel symptoms including constipation and diarrhea (I like to keep her on her toes!), nausea, and a lack of appetite. I’d like to see her keep to her new diet with all of that being thrown at her- ha!

It’s a juggling act for sure and the punchline is hilarious I assure you. This is where I need your help. She cannot suspect that I have hidden her bowels. I don’t want her to know about me in general but seriously, you need to keep this a secret from her.

It will make the surprise that make funnier. If you do me this one favor, it might shut up that intestinal landlord and then you and I can be friends forever.

Endo

 

Endometriosis,

The bowels? Seriously? You know I don’t approve of what you are doing to this girl.

I cannot condone this.

I have alerted her that you may be up to something in her guts. Count me out.

An organ in my position cannot be playing such horrific “pranks”. Surprising as it may seem to you, I am not seeing this as “humorous”.

I am reassessing the signals I was sent to see if these “sensations” are not pain… but they really seem like they are.

They are really intense, too. I must advise you to lay off on the jokes right away.

Brain

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